1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,594 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,517 [Don Winston Jr] Larry, we are so excited about this show. Right? 3 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,809 - We've been talking about it... - Cool. 4 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,645 - ...all week long. - Is that so? 5 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,146 All right, so just a little bit of housekeeping right up front, 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,898 uh, on the casting side of things, 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,943 you guys are pretty keen on this particular young woman 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,611 to play Marsha Lifshitz, right? 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,780 - Uh, what's the... - Maria Sofia Estrada. 10 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,741 Maria Sofia Estrada. Yeah. Where'd you find her? 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,327 Oh... 12 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,662 - We couldn't find her on IMDB. - Is she on TikTok? 13 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:40,415 - Does she do theater? - Does she do theater? 14 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,002 Does she do theater! You know what? 15 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,879 Okay. Are you ready? 16 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,256 - Yeah. - [Larry David] All right. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,341 A friend of mine, his daughter goes to high school 18 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,677 and they're doing a high school production of Romeo and Juliet, 19 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,304 and his daughter was playing Mrs. Montague. 20 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,890 He asked me if I wanted to go. Sure, I'll go. 21 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,475 I love theater. Okay? Sue me. 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,144 What-- what-- what am I, crazy? I just love it, you know? 23 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,522 I just-- I sit there, and I go, "Whoa!" 24 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,858 It's theater, you know. It's all alive. It's happening. 25 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,319 But anyway, his daughter, sorry to say, 26 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,154 she just, you know, didn't have it. 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,572 - But... - Mm? 28 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,366 ...the girl playing Juliet. Oh! 29 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,619 My God, she was sensational. 30 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,371 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,956 Can you guys believe it? 32 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,041 My daughter's gonna be the star of Larry David's new show. 33 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,754 I mean, she was incredible. I went backstage. 34 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,757 I saw my friend's daughter. I said, "Y--y--y-- very good, 35 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,593 where's Juliet?" You know. 36 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,304 And I went to find Juliet, and she came in to audition. 37 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,806 - She's like a discovery. - Oh, so she read for you already? 38 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,808 - She read, yes. - [Don] Oh, wow. 39 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,519 - Oh! The electricity in the room, forget about it. - Oh my God! Oh my God! 40 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,854 I'd love to see the tape. 41 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,859 Well... 42 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,696 I, um, I did not tell you this. 43 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:54,531 What? 44 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,284 I accidentally erased the tape yesterday. 45 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,828 I know. I've been hesitant to tell you. 46 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,289 Oh, my God, Jeff, why did you do that? 47 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,333 - You fucking idiot. - Yeah, I know. 48 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,209 - You're a fucking idiot, you know that? - Can I tell you something? 49 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,294 - It's all right. - [Larry] Yeah. 50 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,837 - I am. I am. - You are. 51 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,256 I am. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm so sorry. 52 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,383 So no tape? Okay. Um... 53 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,552 Who told you the tape-- Who told you to futz with it? 54 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,013 - Look, I got a little crazy. - You got a little crazy. 55 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,223 - What do you want from me? - Yeah, shut up. Just shut up. 56 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,935 Bit of a ray of sunshine then. Um, we have a kid we think 57 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:28,106 - is fantastic for Young Larry. - Is that so? 58 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,650 - Yeah. He's... - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 59 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,360 Dylan O'Brien, you guys know Dylan O'Brien? 60 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,153 - Dylan O'Brien. - He's so hot right now. 61 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,571 [Don] He was in Teen Wolf. 62 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,406 Uh, he's in the Maze Runner trilogies. 63 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,032 - We think he's Young Larry. - Yeah. 64 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,160 [Don] Attaching someone like Dylan, 65 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,537 - this show goes for a very long time. - Uh-huh. 66 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,831 So, look he's in a band. He's got a little pet project. 67 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,667 It's Dylan O'Brien and the Entrails. 68 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,293 - You know. - They're great. 69 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,169 Yeah. They are-- They're actually pretty good. 70 00:02:50,294 --> 00:02:52,381 And he plays guitar and drums. Come to the show tomorrow, 71 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,132 you know, bunch of young people will be... 72 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,385 - He's gonna be singing? - Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna sing. 73 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,261 If you're going, I'm going. 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,181 - You going? - So you'll go? 75 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,227 - Okay. - Okay, great. 76 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,854 Rock concert? Can't stand rock concerts. 77 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,399 This is pure torture for me, honestly. 78 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,234 So loud, you know? 79 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,695 It's a nightclub. There's not even gonna be places to sit. 80 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,364 Exact-- and-- and we're gonna have to go backstage 81 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,534 and pretend that we liked it, and it's... 82 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,244 - Ow. What the-- - Who needs that shit? 83 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,870 Geez. 84 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,748 Fuckin' tooth is killing me man. 85 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,042 - You got a good dentist? - He retired. 86 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,169 He did? I got the guy for you. 87 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,630 - [Larry] Really? - Dr. Thanapapalous. 88 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,216 - He's fantastic. - Well, maybe I'll go to him. 89 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,759 You gotta go to him. 90 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,010 However, if you do go, 91 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,012 uh, there's a young lady named Angie. 92 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,057 Uh, great girl. Great hygienist. 93 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,018 I got her pregnant. 94 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:50,313 And, uh, she got an abortion. 95 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,316 - And, uh, yeah. - Wow. 96 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,110 Wow. Sorry. Holy cow. 97 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,487 - One big headache. - You paid for the abortion? 98 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,823 - Of course I paid for the abortion. - [Larry] Yeah, of course. 99 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,952 Geez. What are you supposed to do? 100 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,746 She's beautiful flirted with me. 101 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,165 - What am I gonna do? - What do you got going for you? 102 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,374 I don't get it. 103 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,334 By the way, I don't question it. 104 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,004 - So that's over now? - Yeah. We're not dating anymore. 105 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,297 All right. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 106 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,007 Pee before you leave, that's my credo. 107 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,216 It's a good credo. 108 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,428 ♪ ♪ 109 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:56,087 ♪ ♪ 110 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,440 ♪ ♪ 111 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,278 [Don] Come on in. Hey. 112 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,072 - Sorry to interrupt. - No, no. Not at all. 113 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,865 We were talking about you. 114 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,117 I just wanted to let you know that I was using 115 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,745 - the, uh, the unisex bathroom. - Yeah. 116 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,248 The toilet seat does not stay up. 117 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,124 - Oh, I'm sorry about that. - You know, I was climbing 118 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,252 - on the rim, okay? - Oh. Oh. 119 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,711 Then I was holding it up with my foot 120 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,505 because that thing can't come down in midstream 121 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,174 'cause, you know, I don't have the urethral discipline 122 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,051 I had when I was a youth. 123 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,594 You know? So... 124 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,764 But it beat the alternative, which is sitting, 125 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,391 pants on the floor, you know what? 126 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,392 Those pants go right in the incinerator. 127 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,104 I swear to you, if those pants touch that floor, 128 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,647 I'm going home in my underwear. 129 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,358 That's fantastic. 130 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,901 - Anyway-- - Yeah. I-- I-- you know what? 131 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,695 Thank you for bringing it to our attention. 132 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,321 - I will talk to maintenance. - You'll talk to maintenance? 133 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,656 Absolutely. You got it. We're on it. 134 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,283 Okay, you go back to your business. 135 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,868 - All right, take care. - [Don] Okay. 136 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,411 - [Don] Thanks, Larry. - Bye, Larry. 137 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,706 And you're going to Asia with this guy? 138 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,291 You don't even know him from a hole in the wall. 139 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,043 I like adventure. New places. New man. 140 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,879 - I don't know. - See new things. Fuck yeah. 141 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,714 - [Mary Ferguson] Yeah. - I call her Deuce. Number two. 142 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:23,842 - Mary Ferguson Two. - That's right. 143 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,427 By the way, let me give you a little tip. 144 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,012 - [Mary] Okay. Okay. - Okay? 145 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,263 - You're gonna be with this guy? - [Mary] Yeah? 146 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,806 Don't walk into any glass doors. 147 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,600 I'll try not to. 148 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,642 Okay. Well, I'm still hungry. 149 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:36,813 - My steak was amazing. So good. - Are you gonna finish it? 150 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,149 Uh, no, I'm gonna save that for my dog. 151 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,233 Oh. 152 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,529 Can I have some? 153 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,406 Uh, no I'm gonna give it to my dog. 154 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,283 - Really? - Yeah. 155 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,036 - I can't have a piece of that? - No taking it in a doggie bag. 156 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,413 [Leon] Right now, that dog is sitting home anticipating 157 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,290 a doggie bag coming home. 158 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,500 They're not expecting five slices. Got five slices there. 159 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,920 What if you brought home three slices and gave me two, 160 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,171 would that kill anybody? 161 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,173 No, I'm gonna take it all for my dog. 162 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,216 Humans should take precedence over an animal. 163 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,637 But pets should take precedence over someone I just met. 164 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,056 - So you're not gonna give me any? - No. 165 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,433 - Okay. - Makes sense to me. 166 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,935 You know what makes sense to me? 167 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,312 If you wanna give your dog all your steak, 168 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,481 perhaps... 169 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,358 perhaps you should pay for it. 170 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,401 Wow. 171 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,737 - Wow? - Wow. 172 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,032 No, no, no. That's not "wow". This is wow. 173 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,326 No, asking me to pay. Wow. Wow. 174 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,662 No, no, no. Dog over man. That's the wow. 175 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,747 No, it's, um, "Oh, I want you to pay for this meal." 176 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,374 - That's a wow. - Yeah. No, no. 177 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,250 "I'm gonna give my dog five slices of my steak 178 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,711 - and not this guy." Wow. - [Mary] Oh, oh-- 179 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,922 - That's wow. - "Oh, you should pay for the bill," 180 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,548 - yeah, no, that's wow. "Go pay for the bill." - Oh, no. Wow. Wow. 181 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,092 - I got the wow. - I got the wow. 182 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,052 That's not the wow! That's not the wow! 183 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,096 That's not the wow! That's not the wow! 184 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,807 So listen, I don't know what to make of this. 185 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,142 Angie told me she's having complications 186 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:59,396 - and she needs more money. - From the abortion? Jesus. 187 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,232 - Wow. - What complications? 188 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,567 Man, oh, man, that sounds a-- 189 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,361 That sounds a tad suspicious. 190 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,405 She might be taking complete advantage of me. 191 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,949 How are you supposed to know? She could say anything. 192 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:14,327 Right. That's why you're on a secret mission. 193 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,829 When you're at the dentist, 194 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,123 you need to find out what's going on. 195 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,583 So when you go there, keep an eye out. 196 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,627 - [Susie Greene] Hey, Jeff? - Oh, you know, but you say he's good. 197 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,295 But that touchdown wasn't a touchdown. 198 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,964 - No, no. - No way. 199 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,882 - Hey, what are you doing here? - Oh, we got to go, uh, 200 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,218 see that kid play at a concert. 201 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,804 - The young actor-- -Oh, the actor for the show. - [Larry] Yeah. Yeah. 202 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,807 - We got the new towels. Fluffy. - Oh, they're beautiful. 203 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,976 Feel this, new fluffy towels. 204 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,395 - Not like your ratty old towels. - What? 205 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,230 What'd you say about my towels? 206 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,441 I said not like your ratty old towels. 207 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,484 Ratty towels? I have ratty towels? 208 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,777 Well, it's just a fact, Larry-- 209 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,654 It's not a fact, my towels are not ratty. 210 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,114 Well, don't take such offense. 211 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,657 We get new towels every few years. 212 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,284 You need to get some new towels. 213 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,160 No, you're wrong. I don't need new towels. 214 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,328 Towels are better when they're washed 215 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,582 over and over again, like a pair of jeans. 216 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,417 - They dry you a lot better. - Okay. 217 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,794 They're aged. Because new doesn't dry. 218 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,921 You pat dry, I rub dry. That's the difference. 219 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,631 You wanna keep patting dry, you have the rest of your life, 220 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,468 go pat dry, because you don't know 221 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,511 the pleasures of a rub dry. 222 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,971 Well, you know I love the fluffy towel. 223 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,723 - [Susie] You love a fluffy. - Oh, my God. 224 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,601 But when I wanna do a quick dry, and thorough, 225 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,727 I'd love to have some aged towels. 226 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,605 - Can we keep a couple aged? - All right, you see what you're doing now? 227 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,774 You're turning him against my nice new towels. 228 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,443 - I didn't need your butt-in sky. - All right, come on. We better go. 229 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,612 [Susie] We're not keeping the old towels! 230 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,907 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,244 Can I get a champagne, please? 232 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:42,207 Oh, my Lord. Look at this. Look who's here. 233 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,875 - What? - Fancy meeting you here. 234 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,543 I know. How's it going? 235 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,420 - Good. What are you doing here? - I came to watch Dylan. 236 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,255 My friend Anne is his publicist, 237 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,840 so I've known him for a very long ti-- 238 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,092 What are you doing here? 239 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,843 We're scouting this, uh, Dylan O'Brien, 240 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,386 maybe he's gonna be in our show. 241 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,054 Oh. Well, it's fun to be here, right? 242 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,556 - It's kind of seedy. - [Larry] Yeah. 243 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,892 A little ratty, like your towels. 244 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,352 What? 245 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,938 When I say ratty, I think of your towels. 246 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,234 Like my towels? Ratty like my towels? 247 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,902 Did Susie talk to you about my towels? Huh? 248 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,529 I'm just saying your towels are old and ratty. 249 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,530 - That's all I'm saying. - Did Susie say that 250 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,116 - to you recently, huh? - Does it matter? I'm just saying. 251 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,700 Don't talk about my towels, 252 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,494 and don't say they're ratty, 'cause they're not ratty. 253 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,496 - Don't say the word ratty? - No, don't say the word ratty. 254 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,706 Don't use them in your analogies anymore 255 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,083 if something is ratty. 256 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,001 A ratty towel has holes in it 257 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,920 and you use it to-- to clean up vomit. 258 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,380 So let's just agree to disagree. 259 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,881 No, I don't agree to disagree. 260 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,551 I disagree to disagree, and I don't wanna hear it again. 261 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,349 I love you, Dylan! Whoo! 262 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,434 - Enjoy the show. We'll see you. - [Cheryl David] You too. 263 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,395 ♪ ♪ 264 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,355 Let's go! 265 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,440 ♪ I'm moving to the country ♪ 266 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,860 ♪ I'm gonna eat A lot of peaches ♪ 267 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,279 ♪ I'm moving to the country ♪ 268 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,198 ♪ I'm gonna eat me A lot of peaches ♪ 269 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,993 ♪ Oh, peaches come from a can ♪ 270 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,996 ♪ They were put there by a man ♪ 271 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,456 ♪ In a factory downtown... ♪ 272 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,000 I mean, what else did we expect? 273 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,544 - It's intolerable. - My ears are bleeding. 274 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,754 This is really one of the worst experiences of my life, 275 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,339 I'm not exaggerating. 276 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,592 ♪ Some sulking vultures In the shade ♪ 277 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:18,928 Oh no, drums. 278 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,472 ♪ ♪ 279 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,059 ♪ I'm moving to the country ♪ 280 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,687 ♪ I'm gonna eat me A lot of peaches ♪ 281 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,231 ♪ I'm moving to the country... ♪ 282 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,609 Thank you. Holy shit. 283 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,777 ♪ I'm moving to the country ♪ 284 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,239 ♪ I'm gonna eat me A lot of peaches... ♪ 285 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,160 He's eating a lot of peaches! 286 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,247 He's... 287 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,458 ♪ With a rotting peach In my vest ♪ 288 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,669 ♪ I'm dreaming about you Woman... ♪ 289 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,258 ♪ And it was a big time It's a small space ♪ 290 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,929 [Dylan O'Brien] The last peaches verse, I think, best we've ever done. 291 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,181 And we-- and we're gonna run with it. 292 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,515 - Hey! - This fucking guy! 293 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,100 - What's going on? - That was fantastic! 294 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,393 - Is that so? - Oh, my God. We loved it. 295 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,145 It was amazing. 296 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,940 Oh, I was clapping and swaying and clapping and swaying. 297 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650 You have no idea how much that means to me. 298 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,401 I'm so emotional. It makes me connected to you. 299 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,153 You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry. 300 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,947 What are you, uh... You got, like, hearing aids? 301 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,032 You got fucking tissue in your ear. 302 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,910 - Is that to block sound? No? - Oh! 303 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,038 - Oh! Look at that! - Can you believe? 304 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,582 - "Hey, loved the show. Loved the show." - Oh, my God, look at that. 305 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,876 "Loved it so much, I put fucking tissue in my ear." 306 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,127 - No, no, no-- - Definitely not in there 307 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,754 to block the sound out of the show? 308 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,631 - Don't wanna hear it. - Oh, no. There was a guy 309 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,881 standing behind me. 310 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,592 - Huh. - So loud... 311 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,052 - Screaming in my ear. - Screaming in the ear. 312 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,679 And he was drowning out the show. 313 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,264 - [Dylan] Okay. - And this way, I was able 314 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,432 to drown him out and still get the essence. 315 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,851 I think you're full of shit a little bit. 316 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,437 To tell you the truth, it was a tad loud for us, okay? 317 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,064 All right. See, that's all you got to say. 318 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,857 We don't get music. It's not our thing. 319 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,694 - [Dylan] Okay. - We're-- You know, we want you for your acting. 320 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,529 All right. Listen, I'll give you one more shot. 321 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,822 You say you're a fan of my acting? 322 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,949 - Yeah. Yeah. - What performance of mine 323 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,284 really resonated with you? 324 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,702 - Of your acting? - Yeah. 325 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,287 Oh, you know, the-- the-- 326 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,289 - What have you seen? - I've seen, uh... 327 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,833 - You like the show? - You know, the one where you were 328 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,710 - in the kitchen cooking. - Yeah? 329 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,919 - The boat movie. - The boat movie. 330 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,879 - The boat movie. - Yeah. There's no boat. 331 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,548 - There's no kitchen. - You never cooked 332 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,466 - chicken Alfredo with a friend? - [Dylan] No. 333 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,718 See, my art means a lot to me. 334 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,344 - Okay? - [Jeff Greene] Uh-huh. 335 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,886 Something I do out there every time is profound. 336 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,639 Did you write that "Peaches" song? 337 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,016 No. Technically I didn't write the "Peaches" song. 338 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,767 [Larry] Huh. Okay. 339 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,312 What would prompt a person to sing such an idiotic song? 340 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,105 Because the way it's aged 20 years later, 341 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,732 don't you see how relevant it is now? 342 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,525 - No, I don't. - Okay. 343 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,819 - See, I can take the honesty. - Yeah. You can take it. 344 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,738 - I can take criticism, you know? - Of course. Yeah. You should be able to. 345 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,905 - What great artist couldn't? - Name one who could. 346 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,658 - I'll tell you what. You're looking at him. - Yeah? 347 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,201 - You want the straight dope? - Give it to me. I promise you. 348 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,453 I can take it. I'm ready to grow. 349 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,912 - In two words... - Yeah. 350 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,205 - ...it stunk. - Go fuck yourself. 351 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,291 I thought you said you could take it. 352 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,043 You think that you've got a shot in hell at me doing the show? 353 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,919 - No, no, no. - Listen, 354 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,339 - let's just cut the cord, okay? - Okay, yeah. 355 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,673 I'm a kind person, all right? 356 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,468 I'm a very peaceful guy. Dogs are my life, right? 357 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,595 I started a restaurant where you can sit 358 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,681 and eat a meal with your dog next to you outside. 359 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,059 - First of its kind. - You didn't start the first one. 360 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,727 - I see people sitting outdoor-- - Show me one place. 361 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,813 Name one, name one other restaurant that does that. 362 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,648 Where you can bring your dog outside. 363 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,607 Burger King. 364 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,443 - I gotta be honest. - [Larry] Yeah? 365 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,070 I took an edible as soon as the show ended, 366 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,696 and it's really starting to kick in, 367 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,907 so I kind of need to get in my zone right now. 368 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,076 - Do some yoga, do some MDMA. - [Larry] Okay. Yeah. Got it. 369 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,244 You sure you didn't take that edible before the show? 370 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,623 - Get the fuck out, okay? - Okay. Sure. 371 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,750 [Don] I got a call from his manager, Larry, 372 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,544 and, um, Dylan was offended. 373 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,171 - Ah. - [Don] Yeah. 374 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,672 Dylan is someone, as I said before, 375 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,842 that we are very high on at the network. 376 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,262 I'm not sure, after the conversations that we've had, 377 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,557 that this show works without Dylan. 378 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,018 You know what? I like the kid. - He's great, right? 379 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,269 I liked his personality. 380 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,271 - Very charming. Funny. - [Don] Great. 381 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,108 Qualities I think I had when I was a young man, right? 382 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,526 I think he's a perfect fit for the show. 383 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,319 I see him as Young Larry! 384 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,030 So do we, so do we. 385 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,907 So what I think would be appropriate 386 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,536 is, um, you know, some sort of apology, some sort of... 387 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,579 - I will apologize. - [Don] Fantastic. 388 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,039 See that palm? 389 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,582 That's what he's gonna be eating out of very soon. 390 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,877 [Don] Well, I'm glad to hear you say that 391 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,671 because if we can land someone like Dylan, you know, 392 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,132 that helps us work with your unknown, 393 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,551 - Maria Sofia Estrada. - Maria Sofia. 394 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,678 Which you guys are still leaning towards? 395 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,805 - Absolutely. - Oh! Oh, my God. 396 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,223 That performance... 397 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,808 We were wondering, um, 398 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,560 because it came up from our morning meeting, 399 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,938 would she, uh... Would she go back on tape? 400 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,108 They wanna see tape, huh? You wanna see tape? 401 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,109 - Yeah. - We'd love to. 402 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,777 - We'll get you tape! - Great! 403 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,612 Get out of here. Of course, we'll get you tape. 404 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,031 - That would be great. - Unfortunately... 405 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,618 can't do it right away because she's out of town, so... 406 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,912 We can send her equipment. We can get her a tripod. 407 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,707 - [Don] She can shoot on a phone. - Yeah her iPhone's fine. 408 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,750 Very busy, very busy. She's too busy. 409 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,252 Did she get a gig, is she on set someplace? 410 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,546 No, no. She's, uh she's doing, um, 411 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,132 - Habitat for Humanity - Habitat for Humanity. 412 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,800 - Oh. Wow. - Well, good for her. Wow. 413 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,052 - That's commendable. - [Larry] Pretty great, right? 414 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,304 Where's she doing that? 415 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,848 - In New Mexico. Yeah. - Oh, wow. 416 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,725 Uh, why there? 417 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,977 Well it's close to Mexico. 418 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,064 And uh, she's got family across the border 419 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:27,278 and, um, they like the fact that she's working nearby. 420 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,197 Okay. Well, you know, as soon as she's free, 421 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,407 we'd love to get her back on tape, and that would, um... 422 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,367 - That would-- That would-- - All right. Well, thank you. 423 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,912 - [Don] Yeah. Thank you guys-- - Oh, you know, um... 424 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,915 Just... one more thing before we go. 425 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,500 Yeah. 426 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,336 I used that unisex bathroom before the meeting. 427 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,795 - Mm-hmm. - [Larry] And I noticed 428 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,965 that the seat, it's still not staying up. 429 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,008 Oh. 430 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,135 Did you talk to the maintenance guy? 431 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,930 Uh, yeah, I did, right after we spoke. 432 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,973 Hm. You know, it's an odd thing. 433 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,934 'Cause those maintenance guys, they're usually right on it, 434 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,769 you tell them something, they do it right away, 435 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,730 especially from, you know, the big-- the big cheese. 436 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,273 It's a big building. You know? 437 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,858 Lots of, uh... Lots of things. 438 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,401 - All right. Sounds good. - [Don] Yeah. 439 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,819 - Okay. Yeah. - All right. Great. 440 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,696 [Jeff] So are you gonna apologize to the actor? 441 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,448 Apology? I don't think that's gonna cut it. 442 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,325 Nope. Got to come up with something different. 443 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,410 Yeah. Something... 444 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,746 - Big. Good. Yeah. - Something... Something... Something interesting. 445 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,666 Julio, hi! 446 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,751 - How are ya? - Good. 447 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,754 Julio works in the building where my dentist's office is. 448 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,464 Oh, yeah? And you also work here? 449 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,550 - Yes, sir. - Oh, you spoke to Don Jr. 450 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,468 About the toilet seat that, uh, won't stay up? 451 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:36,013 No. No one said anything about a broken toilet seat. 452 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,932 Don Jr. didn't talk to you about a toilet seat 453 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,101 on the sixth floor bathroom that won't stay up? 454 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,061 Nobody's talked to me about a toilet that doesn't stay up. 455 00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,438 Maybe he spoke to somebody else? 456 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,940 If it was broken, they would speak to me, 457 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,692 'cause I fix everything in the building. 458 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,486 Why would he tell me he spoke to you when he didn't? 459 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,530 Junior. 460 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,285 Fucking Junior! 461 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,247 [Larry] I notice you got arrival time here. 462 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,748 Why do you need arrival time? 463 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,459 I can see appointment time, but the arrival time, 464 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,629 - that I don't get. - Just standard policy. 465 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,631 - Can I be honest with you? - Sure. 466 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,884 If my arrival time was after my appointment time, 467 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,429 I think I would lie about the arrival time. 468 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,472 Why would you lie? 469 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,349 I don't know. I'd feel like I'm not being a good patient. 470 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,018 We just like to keep track of things. 471 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,645 Yeah, keep track of what an uncooperative patient I am. 472 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,980 Are you? 473 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,816 Well, I'm saying hypothetically, I could be, 474 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,444 but you'd never know, because I would lie about it anyway. 475 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,779 If you could just put down your arrival time. 476 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,865 Here's the Wilson file for you, okay? 477 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,116 - Thanks, Angie. - Yeah, of course. 478 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,618 - Angie? - Hmm? 479 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,286 I'm Larry David, I'm a friend of Jeff Greene. 480 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,121 He's the one who recommended me to come here. 481 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,539 - Oh Jeff's so cool. - [Larry] Yeah. 482 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,790 - Love Jeff. - [Angie] Yeah. 483 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,001 So I guess I'll see you in a minute in the back. 484 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,252 - Okay. - [Angie] Okay. 485 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,129 Oh, I love those earrings. 486 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,298 - They're new. - Are they diamonds? 487 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,383 - [Angie] Yes, they are! - Means they're expensive. 488 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,135 [Angie] I know, I treated myself. 489 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,720 And I don't wanna feel guilty about that. 490 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,555 - You shouldn't. No. - I shouldn't. And I won't. 491 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,973 I like that. 492 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,769 West Side Dental group. 493 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,936 You took the middle? 494 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:13,234 ♪ [Greek music playing over speaker] ♪ 495 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,324 [Dr. Thanapapalous] Okay, Mr. David. 496 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,326 How we doing? We taking good care, huh? 497 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,369 Oh, I'm having such a blast. 498 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,330 I wish I could come every day. 499 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,623 Somehow, I don't believe you. 500 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,249 Let me ask you something. 501 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,042 And please, don't take this the wrong way. 502 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,421 How does it feel to know that nobody wants to see you? 503 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,590 Well, they probably have problems with other dentists, 504 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,217 but once they come here, they wanna come back. 505 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,885 Everybody comes back to this one. 506 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,929 I know, but they don't want to come back. 507 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,181 Okay. Whatever you say, then. Let's get down to work, okay? 508 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,475 All right. So we just made the impression, so now... 509 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,727 - [Angie] Everything looks good... - ♪ [Greek music continues] ♪ 510 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,979 [Thanapapalous] ...make you a temporary crown. You listening to me? 511 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,773 And then you come back in a week, 512 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,650 and we'll put the permanent in, and that's it. 513 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,902 And then you don't have to see me anymore! 514 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,780 No hard foods, no hard candy, taffy, things like that. 515 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,032 - Chewing on apples, okay? - ♪ [Greek music playing] ♪ 516 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,494 Now, let me just take a look at your X-rays. 517 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,663 [Angie] No. I'm serious. Four and a half years, 518 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,540 I've not taken a single day off. 519 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,417 So I deserve like, honestly, like a six-month long vacation. 520 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,169 I haven't even taken a Saturday off... 521 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,380 ♪ [Greek music playing] ♪ 522 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,465 - [Angie] I try and eat healthy... - Could you do me a favor? 523 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,800 [Thanapapalous] Sure. What? 524 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,176 Could you turn the music down, please? 525 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,720 You want me to turn down the Greek music? 526 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,180 - Yeah. - This is a Greek office. 527 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,557 Yeah, I understand. 528 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,393 But still, it just-- it feels wrong here. 529 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,436 It's the music of my ancestors. 530 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,314 Yeah. Not necessarily the music of your patients, though. 531 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,191 Oh, well, I'm so sorry I offended you. 532 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,693 You're not offending me. 533 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,944 I just-- I'm just asking you to turn it down. 534 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,487 You're coming into my office, 535 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,946 and you're telling me what to do. 536 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,615 I'm not telling you, I'm asking you. 537 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,242 What? Does this really bother you that much? 538 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,785 - Don't take it personally. - Well, I am! 539 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,996 You come in here and you tell me you don't like the music, 540 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,749 that it's annoying to you, that you don't like Greek music? 541 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,459 - Yeah. - You don't like it? Go. 542 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,462 You wanna leave? Okay. We're done here. Fyge! 543 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,505 - You're kicking me out? - Yes, I'm kicking you out. 544 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,549 - Fine. Good. - Okay, good. We're done. 545 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,468 But you didn't finish! You gotta put the crown in. 546 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,344 I can't-- I-- I-- My mouth is no good! 547 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,222 I don't give a skatá about your crown! 548 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183 And you were late, anyway. 549 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268 Maláka! 550 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,605 ♪ [Greek music continues playing] ♪ 551 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,238 - Julio? - Yeah. Yes, sir. 552 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,240 Boy, you really get around! 553 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,492 So let me ask you something. 554 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,660 Don Jr. still hasn't spoken to you? 555 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,205 No. And I was there yesterday. On his floor. 556 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,457 Well... 557 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,751 I just-- I don't know what to say. 558 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,878 I mean, it's-- it's remarkable. 559 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,589 - Yep. - Junior, Don Jr. 560 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,757 Have a good day. 561 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,592 Asshole. 562 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,011 [Larry] So the music is blaring. 563 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,223 Going to the dentist, it's excruciating enough 564 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,226 without hearing that music. That makes it ten times worse. 565 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,936 That Greek music is very specific. 566 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,104 You know what I mean? I put that shit in the category 567 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,773 of that fucking Feta cheese. You gotta be into that shit. 568 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,692 - Do you like Feta cheese? - No. Fuck that. 569 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,361 I don't think mice like that shit. 570 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,905 What you should do is this, you send that email 571 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,490 before you go to the dentist. 572 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,325 You know? Let them know what you wanna hear. 573 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,952 What kind of music does your dentist play? 574 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,537 He plays what the fuck I tell him to play. 575 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,996 It's like playlist courtesy. 576 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,623 But what do you generally listen to on the chair? 577 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:17,795 One, stripper music, or two, bossa nova. See? 578 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,672 - One is for taking off your clothes. - Mmm. 579 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,507 And one is for putting clothes on. 580 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:22,967 - I like bossa nova. - I love bossa nova. 581 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,760 - Brazilian, you know? Yeah. - Ooh. 582 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,178 - I love that music. - Hi, guys. 583 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,596 - [Leon] Hey! - Hi, honey. 584 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,098 How you doing? 585 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,724 How you doing? All right. 586 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,768 So you have everything you need for taking care of him? 587 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,478 Oh, yeah. We're gonna have a good time. 588 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,980 What? What do you mean? 589 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,690 What do you mean, taking care of him? 590 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,275 I'm gonna be taking care of the dog for a few days 591 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,818 while she does the little job thing. 592 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,653 The dog's staying here for a few days? 593 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,113 - Yeah. - Are you serious? 594 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,614 You don't think you could have asked me? 595 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,324 You guys are gonna have so much fun. 596 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,201 You're gonna say, "The whole time you were in Asia, 597 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,369 I wanna take care of Angel Muffin." 598 00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:53,580 - Who? What? - Angel Muffin. 599 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,040 - Angel Muffin? - [Mary Ferguson] Yeah. 600 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,876 - Angel Muffin? - Yes. 601 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,295 That's her name? Angel Muffin? 602 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,504 His name. 603 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,715 Him. Him? You named a male Angel Muffin? 604 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,217 - [Mary] I did. I did. - Why? 605 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,470 Because when I saw him at the rescue, that's the name 606 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,347 that popped into my head, Angel Muffin. 607 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,267 There's no gender to angels or muffins. 608 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,810 You gotta be kidding. 609 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,061 That's like a-- a five-year-old would name their dog that. 610 00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,148 - You're gonna fall in love with this damn dog too. - You are. 611 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,608 I could never say that name out loud. 612 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,026 Never. It's too humiliating. 613 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,736 I would never shout out that name 614 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,446 under any circumstances. 615 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,114 Well, you have to, that's all he responds to. 616 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,199 - [Leon] Angel Muffin! - [Mary] Come say hi to Larry. 617 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,743 Angel Muffin. See? 618 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:31,869 [Leon] You can't just call a dog anything, 619 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,329 motherfucker won't turn around. 620 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:34,872 Hey, hey. Stop scratching the pillow! 621 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,416 What's going on here? Hey. Hey! 622 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,959 Angel Muffin, stop. 623 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,211 [Leon] See, you gotta say Angel Muffin first, 624 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,340 - then you say stop. - Angel Muffin, off the couch. 625 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,925 That's it. Easy. 626 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,843 Oh, by the way, how did the dog enjoy the steak? 627 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,471 He didn't, actually. It made him really sick. 628 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,723 - Oh. - Yeah. He's been throwing up. 629 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391 Wait a second. Throwing up? Where? 630 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,392 All over the place. 631 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,269 Well, what's he doing in the house? 632 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,811 - Get him out of the house! - It'll be fine. 633 00:23:58,938 --> 00:23:59,980 I don't want the dog in the house. 634 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,066 What the fuck? 635 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,777 Oh, Angel Muffin. How are you doing? 636 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,321 - [Mary] He's sick. He's sick. - What? Come on! 637 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,282 I told you! Look at that! 638 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,659 Oh, poor baby. 639 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,868 Angel Muffin, up! 640 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,119 Oh, look at that. 641 00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:17,539 Now this is how your towels should feel. 642 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,209 Ooh. 643 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,420 Okay. So, Angie the hygienist. What do you got for me? 644 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,757 I know she was showing off these new diamond earrings. 645 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,009 And she said, "Well, I'm treating myself." 646 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,178 - She's treating herself. - Yeah, treating herself. 647 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,222 - With your money. - With my money. 648 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,517 Also, I heard something about how she never took a day off. 649 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,519 - Who doesn't take a day off for an abortion? - Yeah. 650 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,729 How do you get an abortion then clean someone's teeth 651 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,815 - in the same day? - Not unless you're a sociopath. 652 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,608 You might be getting taken. 653 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,569 But the thing is, I don't know. And I wanna do what's right. 654 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,071 - Exactly. - We need definitive proof. 655 00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,907 You know what we need? Private detective. 656 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,034 You know who we need? Mr. Barnaby Jones. 657 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,619 Is this big enough for him to take? 658 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,744 Oh, most definitely. 659 00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,497 - Going into the office... - Yeah. 660 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,374 "Mr. Jones, here's our problem." 661 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,917 Yeah. 662 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,669 No, you want Barnaby Jones on this case. 663 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,129 - Thank you so very much. - You're so welcome. 664 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,964 - [Larry] Thank you. - Hello, hello, hello! 665 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,382 - [Jeff] Hey, hey, hey. - [Larry] Hey, hey. 666 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,590 - You started already? - Yeah. 667 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,301 Oh, God, you couldn't wait? 668 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,886 Now what kind of behavior is that? 669 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,388 Who wants to wait? What's the point? 670 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,057 What is this meshugaas I'm hearing with you at the dentist? 671 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,350 What the hell happened? 672 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,477 By the way, you could've warned me about the music. 673 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,229 - [Susie] Jeff loves it. - I tune it out. 674 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,231 But listen, you gotta talk to him for me, 675 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,733 because I-- I need the-- 676 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,359 He's got the crown. I need the crown. 677 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,652 I'll work it. Don't worry about it. 678 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:29,987 - Thank you. - I'll work it. 679 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,780 Oh, you ran into Cheryl, I heard. 680 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,782 Yeah. What are you talking about my towels to Cheryl for? 681 00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,577 Well, I thought Cheryl would be interested. 682 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,244 - Interested? Why? Who cares? - In that the towels 683 00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,122 went downhill since she lived with you. 684 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,498 Stop gossiping about my towels. 685 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,167 - They're none of your business. - All right! 686 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,085 And you know what? I'm getting new towels now, 687 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,462 and I'm gonna make them ratty, 688 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,213 and in ten years, you're gonna see 689 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,882 - some great towels. - You're getting new towels, 690 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,425 you're gonna make them ratty, how? 691 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,885 You wash and you wash and you wash, 692 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,845 and then you hit 'em against a rock, 693 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,513 you hit 'em against the rock, and then you age your towels, 694 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,724 until I get it right, but it takes years. 695 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,184 You got a big rock in your backyard? 696 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,186 Yes, yes. I have a rock in my backyard. 697 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,395 And you use it for aging towels? 698 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,646 Aging towels, yes. 699 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,440 You know what, if your towels weren't so ratty 700 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,691 I wouldn't have to talk about them. 701 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,359 You wanna talk about me? Fine. 702 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:10,861 You wanna talk about my relationships? Fine. 703 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,030 Do not discuss my towels. 704 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,200 So what's going on with the casting and everything? 705 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,035 - Everything good? - Oh, yeah. 706 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,121 We got to figure out what to do about this Dylan O'Brien. 707 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,332 We need to somehow apologize, 708 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,042 but that's not gonna do anything. 709 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,086 - So maybe a gift. - What kind of gift? 710 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,755 - I don't know. I don't know. - What does he like? 711 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,298 I don't know what he likes. 712 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,592 I know nothing except that he likes dogs, which we know. 713 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,010 Yeah, we know he likes dogs. 714 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,012 [Jeff] He's just crazy about dogs. 715 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,515 Loves them. He can't get enough of dogs. 716 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,266 ♪ ♪ 717 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,477 How do you do? 718 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,479 [Larry] Who's such a good doggy? 719 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,648 Who's such a good boy? 720 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,317 - Who's a good boy? - Larry? 721 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,320 - Hey. - [Dylan] Hey. 722 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,905 What are you doing at my place? 723 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,534 Oh! Oh, this is the place you were telling me about. 724 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:01,494 - Yeah. Yeah. It's my restaurant. - Oh, wow. 725 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:02,704 What do you got-- Are you walking a dog? 726 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,374 Oh, do I have a dog! I sure do. Look at this guy. 727 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,542 [Dylan] Oh, wow. 728 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,377 You didn't mention that you had a dog. 729 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,629 No I've had him about two and a half years. 730 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,005 He a rescue or you get him-- You didn't get him from a breeder, right? 731 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,757 - No. A literal rescue. - Oh. 732 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,635 Crazy story. I'm walking down 26th Street, 733 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,430 and I hear this whimper coming from a dumpster. 734 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,640 That's so fucked up. 735 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,350 I go over there, and I hear the whimper again. 736 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,018 - It gets louder. - He's scared. 737 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,438 I dive into that dumpster. It was disgusting. 738 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,648 I had ravioli all over me. 739 00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:32,192 I sift through the garbage. 740 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,696 I come out with this amazing miracle. 741 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,656 - Unbelievable. - Took him home, gave him a bath. 742 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,367 - He's my best friend. We watch TV together. - Yeah? 743 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,787 He retrieves golf balls. I hit 'em at the high school. 744 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,289 - No way. - I love this kid. 745 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,458 Aren't they amazing? Dogs save your life. 746 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,003 - Kiss, kiss, kiss. - [Dylan] Aw! 747 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:55,840 Sorry. I can't. Dogs are just my whole heart, so... 748 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,217 - Why don't you join me? - Really? 749 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,052 Yeah. Bring that little guy over here. Come on. 750 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,097 Oh, I'd love to. That would be great. Yeah. 751 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,391 What's, uh... so, what's your little guy's name? 752 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,727 - What's up, little sweetie? - Oh. Oh, uh, Dumpster. 753 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,896 - Dumpster? Right. 'Cause you found him... - Found him in a dumpster. 754 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,439 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 755 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:13,150 Oh, shut up. Shut up. 756 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,276 You shouldn't talk to him like that. 757 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,320 No, no, no, no. You got to be strict with these. 758 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,821 Yeah. You gotta be strict. Shut the fuck up, okay? 759 00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:20,782 Hey, by the way... 760 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,993 I just wanna apologize again for the other night. 761 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,162 - The tissue thing. - Uh, yeah. The tissue thing. 762 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,830 Look. You know, I'm sorry, too. 763 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,249 'Cause I can get a little testy. 764 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,084 Yes, of course. You're a sensitive artist. Yes. 765 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,961 To be honest, I reflected on that night, 766 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,422 and I think I was feeling a lot of insecurities, you know? 767 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,299 - And I'm actually kind of glad I ran into you... - Yeah. 768 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,051 ...because I'm seeing a new side of you today, that-- 769 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,969 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 770 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,638 [Dylan] Oh, you want daddy? What's that? You gotta poopie? 771 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,640 You gotta do a poopie? You know what? 772 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,975 - [Larry] He's gotta go poopie! - I think it's poopoo time. 773 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,602 Listen, I'll be right back, 774 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,604 and why don't we talk a little more about Young Larry? 775 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,814 Oh! Yeah! 776 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:53,982 - Great. - All right. 777 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,525 - I'll be back. - Okay. 778 00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:58,779 Ugh, shut up. 779 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,032 - Okay. - [Angie] I can't wait. 780 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,243 I am so excited. I've never been here for lunch. 781 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,078 I've heard so much about this place. 782 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,913 - Oh, it's expensive. - No, don't worry about it. 783 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,289 I'm gonna get it. Yeah. 784 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,124 - Okay. - It's on me. 785 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,584 [Larry whispering] Shut up. 786 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,419 So, I'm gonna be taking some time off. 787 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,546 - You are? - Yes. Because I'm gonna go 788 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,799 on a 10-day retreat. 789 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,550 Shh. Quiet. Quiet. 790 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,470 Costa Rica? That's a little far. 791 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,888 Read about a quarters. 792 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,598 I'm gonna go into this, like, four-star resort... 793 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,100 Don't bark! Shut up! 794 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,309 Bad doggy. Bad dog. 795 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,771 Hey! Hey! 796 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,690 No. Don't-- 797 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,733 Hey! Angel Mu... 798 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,695 Angel Muff... Dog! 799 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,988 Dog, dog! 800 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,826 Hey, buddy! What the fuck? 801 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,411 Why didn't you call your dog's name? 802 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,371 Couldn't say it. 803 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,372 Wow. 804 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,795 [Don sighs] All right. 805 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,383 Well, needless to say, Dylan is out. 806 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,843 Not doing the show. 807 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,345 There's plenty of people. We're gonna be fine. 808 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,888 Just get another actor. He's not the only actor. 809 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,640 Well, we'll get some names together 810 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,100 - and see what we can do. - There you go, there you go. 811 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,893 [Jeff] Okay. Let's get going. 812 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,812 - All right. Get going. - Yep, yep, yep. 813 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,564 - All right. We'll get going. Come on. Come on. - [Jeff] Thank you. 814 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,441 A little puppy got grazed by a car. 815 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,609 He's okay. Not the end of the world. 816 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,445 - We're going. Thank you. - All right. 817 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,447 - [Jeff] Thank you for your time. - Thank you. 818 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,157 Oh, you know what? 819 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,910 Forgot to mention. 820 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:32,539 I spoke to the maintenance guy. 821 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,043 And he said that you guys never spoke. 822 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,295 I'm sorry. We're talking about the toilet again? 823 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,589 [Larry] Yeah, because you said that you spoke to him, 824 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:44,301 and he said that you never spoke. 825 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,511 Hmm. Well, Larry, I can assure you 826 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,013 that I spoke to the maintenance guy 827 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,681 - about the toilet seat problem. - Really? 828 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,559 Why would he say that you didn't? 829 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,853 Larry? Are you calling me a liar? 830 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,813 I don't know. Who am I supposed to believe? 831 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,231 The maintenance guy? 832 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,359 Or Don Jr.? 833 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:04,237 - What is that supposed to mean? - I think you know what it means. 834 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,115 - No, I don't know what that means, Larry! - You know what Don Jr. means? 835 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,658 You know what? You should take your show 836 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,160 and I think you should find a better home for it. 837 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,745 - With pleasure, Don Jr. - [Don] Fantastic. 838 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,246 Good seeing you, Larry. 839 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,873 - Goodbye, Don Jr. - [Don] Yeah. Thank you, Larry. 840 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,375 - Thank you, Larry. - Yeah, no, thank you. 841 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,793 - Bye, Larry. - See you, Don Jr. 842 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,419 - Thank you, Larry. - Okay, Don Jr. 843 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,172 [Leon] Mary Ferguson is gone, Larry. And it's your fault! 844 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,217 It's so hard to find fucking Mary Fergusons, man. 845 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,885 That's two Mary Fergusons you've cost me. 846 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,845 Mary Fergusons don't fucking grow on trees, Larry! 847 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,764 You think I'm happy? 848 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,308 Okay. My show's over at Netflix 'cause I didn't wanna work with a liar. 849 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,853 And your precious Mary Ferguson is bilking me for more money. 850 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,563 - How? - The dog needed hip surgery. 851 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,190 Fine. I paid for that. 852 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,150 Now she's saying there are complications. 853 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,361 You know what I think? I think it's a scam! 854 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,030 The same way that that hygienist is scamming Jeff 855 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,782 about the abortion. 856 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,992 Let me tell you something, man. Taking a dog to the fucking vet 857 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,161 is like taking your fucking car to the dealership. They add shit on. 858 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,664 Veterinary, uh, teeth cleanings, all kinds of dumb shit. 859 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,417 They clean the ass out, all kinds of-- Cut the nails. 860 00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,751 Dogs get worms and shit. 861 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,253 They gotta deworm these motherfuckers. 862 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,088 Take the worms out these motherfuckers. 863 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,965 Okay. I don't give a fuck. I want you to talk to her, okay? 864 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,342 I didn't yell the dog's name, fine. But this is not fair. 865 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,052 What the fuck is she gonna do? 866 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,887 She over this shit. You understand? 867 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,389 I invested in that ass. 868 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,433 And who the fuck's gonna go on my trip now? 869 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,768 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 870 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,354 But there is some good news. 871 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,400 - Ta-da! - Mm. Fuck. 872 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,193 Oh, yeah. That's nice. 873 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,112 - Oh, shit. - That's a soft towel. 874 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,488 I'm done with coarse towels. 875 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,115 This is the way to go. I was wrong. 876 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,367 I'm looking forward to my next shower. 877 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,827 Yeah, fuck that. 878 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,662 I'm taking this shit to my fuckin' room. 879 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,956 What? What are you talking about? What are you doing? 880 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,416 - [Leon] Fuck you mean, "I'm talking about?" - Hey, give me those towels. 881 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,710 - What are you doing? - [Leon] Fuck you, Larry. 882 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,503 [Larry] Anyway, I'm so sorry for what happened the other day. 883 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,422 That's really not a true representation of who I am. 884 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,090 - Really? - Yes. Since that visit, 885 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,593 I've been listening to Greek music 886 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,928 and it turns out, you know what? 887 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,513 I really like it. 888 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,973 - It's so fun. - Are you kidding me? 889 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,101 ♪ ♪ 890 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,770 All right. Okay. 891 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,314 - Don't hurt yourself. - I love it. I love it. 892 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,483 I knew you would like Greek music. 893 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,401 You were so right, Dr. Thanapapalous. 894 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,070 You know, my father always said it takes a great man 895 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,822 to be able to recognize that he was wrong, 896 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,741 and I accept your apology. 897 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,410 I guess you're saying I'm a great man. 898 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,786 Okay. You know what? 899 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,538 Your permanent crown is waiting for you. 900 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,415 I'm gonna go get it and we'll take care of you. 901 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,250 Thank you, Dr. Thanapapalous. 902 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,835 You, too, are a great man. 903 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,380 ♪ Two great men Two great men ♪ 904 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:32,594 ♪ [Greek music playing] ♪ 905 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,722 ♪ ♪ 906 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,184 Okay, Mr. David. 907 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,602 How you doing? 908 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,271 - Uh-huh. - You good? 909 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,403 You like it? 910 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,030 And next is the sailor dance in the weddings. 911 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,074 You know, they crash plates and everything. 912 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,700 Have you ever seen that? 913 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,953 Opa! 914 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,248 Oh, you're really getting into it, huh? I love it. 915 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,625 - Excuse me, Dr. Thanapapalous. - Yeah. Uh-huh? 916 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,710 The urinal is still broken in the men's room, 917 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,128 and people are complaining. 918 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,964 - Julio didn't fix it? - No. 919 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,924 I talked to him twice this week. 920 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,969 - Okay, okay. I'll call him. Thank you. - Okay. 921 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:16,638 That son of a bitch janitor. 922 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:20,183 This Julio, he promised me, he looked me in the face 923 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,852 and he said he was gonna fix the urinal and he didn't. 924 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,813 - He's a fucking liar. - Uh-huh. 925 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,356 [Thanapapalous] I asked him twice. 926 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,319 - Ah! - I think he drinks. 927 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,989 - Yeah. - You never lie to a Greek. 928 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,784 Especially the Greek mafia. 929 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,119 - I'm just kidding. - Yeah, yeah. 930 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,328 Just kidding. 931 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,206 Here you go, Doctor. 932 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,626 Oh, efcharisto, Angie. 933 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,460 Oh do you need anything else right now? 934 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,880 No. No no. I'm good. Thank you. 935 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:56,052 Poor thing. She's really down. 936 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,804 Uh-huh? 937 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,640 - She had an abortion last week. - Good. 938 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,810 But you know what? She didn't miss one day of work. 939 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,481 ♪ [Greek music concludes] ♪ 940 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:20,160 ♪ ♪